Ross Douthat looked at my boobs.
Well, not mine but:
(15:54:37) *redacted*: i saw ross douthat on the subway
(16:09:37) *redacted*: how funny is that
(16:09:44) *redacted*: he totally looked at my boobs too
(16:09:47) *redacted*: and i was like listen
(16:09:48) *redacted*: guy
(16:09:53) *redacted*: you are ross douthat
(16:09:57) *redacted*: and dont think i dont know that
